With so many jokes on endoscopes relying on innuendo, I prefer to sit them out.
Category: Joke-a-day
Experimental Joke-a-day
Trickling Down?
I refuse to surrender my country to people who think climate change is fake and trickle down is real.
Woke
The opposite of “Woke” is “Sleeping”.
Xero
Why would I buy accounting software from someone who can’t even spell Zero?
Winston Looston
NZ politics is a case of Winston, Looseton.
Water Tax
Was the Labour/Green proposed tax on water aimed at homeopaths?
Roomba
Sibling Rivalry: My Roomba just choked itself trying to eat the big vacuum cleaner’s power cord.
Rats
I’m unable to donate blood as when one of my medications is given in huge doses to pregnant rats it can cause birth defects.
Personally I’d rather my blood was given to humans, not rats.
LSD
LSD‘s original name was LSD-25.
Dr Albert Hofmann synthesized new forms until number 25 when flying purple giraffes blocked the lab’s portcullis.
Dot Com?
When I registered juliaclement.com, Godaddy suggested I should also register juliakind.com and juliamild.com.