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Earthquakes

Julia examines a North Island map with yellow & orange squares overlaid. Text: Why are earthquakes centred 45 km underground? Cowards! Come up to the surface and fight fair you trembling tremors.

Why are earthquakes centred 45 km underground?

Cowards!

Come up to the surface and fight fair you trembling tremors.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on August 30, 2025August 29, 2025Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Comedy, Earthquakes, NZComedy

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