I applied for a job as a comedian but the recruiter just laughed at me.
Tag: Comedian
Open Mic
Julia says “At an open mic, some comedians will kill and others will die.”
DEATH replies “All good. Either way suits me.”
First Festival Show
That’s settled then, my first festival show will be named “I only live this shit, I don’t understand it too.”
Comedians : Kill or Die
Some comedians will kill.
Others will die.
Either way I’m happy.
Dot Coms
When I registered juliaclement.com, Godaddy suggested I should also register juliakind.com and juliamild.com.
Say Something
OK Julia, you’re supposed to be a comedian. think of something funny to say.
Pontius Pilot
Pontius Pilot was a comedian.
The Bible says he nailed it.
Break A Leg
I’m a comedian not an actor.
Stop telling me to “Break a leg!”
When my wife was a custom baker, I used to tell her to “Crack an egg.”
Why not tell me to “Crack a joke” instead?
Taken Seriously
Being taken seriously as a comedian only sounds like an oxymoron.