Julia says “At an open mic, some comedians will kill and others will die.”
DEATH replies “All good. Either way suits me.”
Tag: Comedian
First Festival Show
That’s settled then, my first festival show will be named “I only live this shit, I don’t understand it too.”
Comedians : Kill or Die
Some comedians will kill.
Others will die.
Either way I’m happy.
Dot Coms
When I registered juliaclement.com, Godaddy suggested I should also register juliakind.com and juliamild.com.
Say Something
OK Julia, you’re supposed to be a comedian. think of something funny to say.
Pontius Pilot
Pontius Pilot was a comedian.
The Bible says he nailed it.
Break A Leg
I’m a comedian not an actor.
Stop telling me to “Break a leg!”
When my wife was a custom baker, I used to tell her to “Crack an egg.”
Why not tell me to “Crack a joke” instead?
Taken Seriously
Being taken seriously as a comedian only sounds like an oxymoron.