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FB Ban

FB Ban

For those cynics who don’t believe FB is taking strong action against white supremacist propaganda, they now ban boosting posts with the word “Facebook” in them.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on August 12, 2025August 10, 2025Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Comedy, Facebook, FacebookBan, NZComedy, Propaganda

Toilet Humour

Toilet Humour

For a person who dislikes toilet humour, it’s amazing how many of my jokes involve lavatories.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on August 11, 2025August 10, 2025Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Comedy, NZComedy, ToiletHumour

Driverless

Driverless

If there are driverless cars, why aren’t there riderless bicycles?

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on August 10, 2025August 10, 2025Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Bicycles, Cars, Comedy, DriverlessCars, NZComedy

Kangaroos

Kangaroos

I like kangaroos …

Their courts are so efficient.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on August 9, 2025August 5, 2025Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Comedy, KangarooCourt, NZComedy

Breaking News

Breaking News

Breaking News: I dropped a tray of crockery!

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on August 8, 2025August 5, 2025Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Comedy, Crockery, NZComedy

Accessible Mobility

Accessible Mobility

Have you ever noticed that they have Mobility Parking yet Accessible Toilets?

Is this a subtle hint to men not to move too much in the toilet?

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on August 7, 2025August 5, 2025Categories Joke-a-dayTags Accessible, AucklandComedy, CarParks, Comedy, NZComedy

Coulrophobia

Coulrophobia

Coulrophobia: Fear of clowns But no word for fear of comedians?

AREN’T WE SCARY ENOUGH FOR YOU?

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on August 6, 2025August 2, 2025Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Clowns, Comedy, Coulrophobia, Fear, NZComedy

Crystals

Crystals

A large number of experiments have shown crystals to be just as effective as homeopathy without running the risk of water borne diseases.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on August 5, 2025August 2, 2025Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Comedy, Homeopathetic, Homeopathy, NZComedy

Dog Breed

Dog Breed

I just found out a Cockapoo is a type of dog.

That’s worse than taking the piss.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on August 4, 2025August 2, 2025Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Comedy, Dog, NZComedy

Metric

Metric

The metric system seems natural to us as we have 5 digits on each hand, 10 in total.

A few countries like 12, for exactly the same reason.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on August 3, 2025August 2, 2025Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Comedy, Metric, NZComedy

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