They said that comedian died … how stupid do they think I am?
I can see they’re still walking and they don’t look like a zombie to me … I hate zombies.” [followed by 2 minute rant about zombies]
Tag: DEATH
Laughing
DEATH: Here I am, laughing in the face of life.
(The mythological character formerly known as DEATH)
Bad Cold
Julia: I have a bad cold.
DEATH: That’s funny, I have a bad Julia.
(The mythological character formerly known as DEATH.)
New Name
I really like my new name.
I am now called “It’s just a bad cold.”
(The mythological character formerly known as DEATH)
Forget I’m Dead
Sometimes I forget I’m dead.
The woman who inherited my PC is baffled whenever she notices I’ve been posting on it.
Death Live
The funniest thing about my DEATH character is that it’s doing live comedy.
Two Things You Can’t Avoid
Nothing is certain in this world except death and taxis.