DEATH – Page 2 – Julia Clement

New Name

I really like my new name.

I am now called “It’s just a bad cold.”

[The mythological character formerly known as DEATH.]

Julia: Why is airline food so bad?

DEATH: Something has to make post funeral refreshments seem good.

Julia: At an open mic, some comedians will kill and others will die.

DEATH: All good. Either way suits me.

[Small text: The mythological creature formerly known as DEATH]

Does the bar serve diet blood or just that crappy blood zero?

Asking for a friend.

[Small text: The mythological creature formerly known as DEATH]

Et in Arcadia Ego. (“Even in Arcadia, there am I”, Mission Bay not Arcadia, but who’s counting?)

[Small text: The mythological creature formerly known as DEATH]

Stop sending me virgins …

Do I look like a chaperone?

[Small text: The mythological creature formerly known as DEATH]

Julia: “One day the stars will align.”

DEATH: “Yes! On 6 May 2492. It’s the 1,000th anniversary of Columbus’ first trip.”

Julia: “I think I am dying.”

DEATH: “I’m awfully busy, wait your turn Julia.”

David Seymore: Too many children are spreading Covid at school.

DEATH: Not wanting to endorse breathing, but can’t you limit it to their breaks?

DEATH: All berries are edible.

Some only once.