Julia: One day the stars will align.
DEATH: Yes! On 6 May 2492. It’s the 1,000th anniversary of Columbus’ first trip.
Tag: DEATH
Salads
DEATH: Add extra colour to your salads with these pretty red mushrooms.
Virgins
Stop sending me virgins …
Do I look like a chaperone?
Queue Jumping
Julia: I think I am dying.
DEATH, The Grin Reaper: I’m awfully busy, wait your turn Julia.
Phase
“Don’t worry about being alive. I know it’s just a phase you’re going through, you’ll grow out of it.” The mythological character formerly known as DEATH.
Kill or Die
Some comedians will kill. Others will die.
Either way I’m happy.
Student Health
David Seymore: Too many children are spreading Covid at school.
DEATH: Not wanting to endorse breathing, but can’t you limit it to their breaks?
Berries
DEATH: All berries are edible. Some only once.
Comedian Died?
“They said that comedian died … how stupid do they think I am?
I can see they’re still walking and they don’t look like a zombie to me … I hate zombies.” [followed by 2 minute rant about zombies]
Laughing
DEATH: Here I am, laughing in the face of life.
(The mythological character formerly known as DEATH)