English measles: “I have measles.”
German measles: ,,Ich habe Masern.”
Tag: Sick
Crystals
A large number of experiments have shown crystals to be just as effective as homeopathy without running the risk of water borne diseases.
Covert 19
Because of the bad publicity, Covid-19 has gone into hiding & is now named Covert-19.
Queue Jumping
Julia: I think I am dying.
DEATH, The Grin Reaper: I’m awfully busy, wait your turn Julia.
Too Close?
Time to get tough on people who stand too close to themselves.