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Tag: iPhone

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I just don’t understand the English language.

If homophobes are people who hate gays, why aren’t homophones people who chat to gays?

Or iPhones with Grindr installed?

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on January 25, 2026January 24, 2026Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Comedy, Homophobes, Homophones, iPhone, NZComedy

Old Phone

Old Phone

My iPhone is so old that when I pick it up, Siri says “Number please?”

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on November 7, 2025November 1, 2025Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Comedy, iPhone, NZComedy, Old Phone

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