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Tag: Joke
AI?
I’m convinced AI stands for “Artificial Incompetence.”
Butter
I’ve just realised.
Butter really doesn’t melt in vegans’ mouths.
Equestrians
The wheels fell off for the NZ Equestrian team at the last Olympics.
Team managers say “Next time we’ll try hooves.”
Reincarnation
I keep coming back as a flower.
It’s a bad case of reincarnation.
Wikipedia Password
Email from Wikipedia
I woke up today to find an email from Wikipedia.
Someone had tried to break into my account.
Luckily my password is a very strong one: VeryStrongOne123!
Maxi-dress
I look pretty hot in everything except maxi-dresses.
Nobody looks good in a maxi-dress.
New Study
A new study shows that people will believe almost anything that begins “New study shows.”
Phillip K. Dick
Why do I feel like I’m living in a Phillip K. Dick novel?
Probably “Now Wait For Last Year”
Karma
I don’t believe in karma.
I’m still trying to decide how I feel about korma!