Winston’s the laxative of NZ politics.
If he’s the answer, you really can’t give a shit.
Tag: Joke
Measles
English measles: “I have measles”
German measles: ,,Ich habe masern”
Heisenburger
The ultimate in fast food, the Heisenburger.
You can either know where it is or how fast you’re eating it.
Homeopathetic
Don’t say “Homeopathic”, call it what it is “Homeopathetic.”
Pulled Pork
What’s the best thing about pulled pork?
You know the pig died happy.
Ted Talks
Ted talks: Mansplaining on steroids.
Pontius Pilot
Pontius Pilot was a comedian.
The Bible says he nailed it.
Between The Flags
Safety First: Always web surf between the flags.
AI?
I’m convinced AI stands for “Artificial Incompetence.”
Butter
I’ve just realised.
Butter really doesn’t melt in vegans’ mouths.