Jokes are like babies.
Everyone loves them but nobody wants to see them get made.
Tag: NZComedy
Ted Talks
Ted talks: Mansplaining on steroids.
Pontius Pilot
Pontius Pilot was a comedian.
The Bible says he nailed it.
Safe Surfing
Safety First: Always web surf between the flags.
Washing Machine Cleaned
I once lived in an apartment with a Smeg washing machine.
It worked well but to wash my underwear I needed to carefully clean the bowl first.
Cormorants and Shags
I looked up cormorants and shags on Wikipedia.
Seems the only difference is cormorants lack crests and the crested birds just want to shag.
Artificial In????
I’m convinced AI stands for “Artificial Incompetence.”
Cross The Toad
Why did the chicken cross the toad?
Because it was a poor typist!
Toilet Paper
No need to bulk buy toilet paper.
Unwind it to get more than one wipe per roll.
Pilots
Why do pilot’s uniforms still look like military officer uniforms from the 1940s?