NZComedy – Page 2 – Julia Clement

Fake Spread?

I’m carefully studying the margarine.

I don’t want to spread any fake butter.

I bought a large tub of margarine to share with my neighbours …

community spread.

There’s nothing funny about being funny.

I’ve finally convinced Autocorrect that I’m unlikely to say “I don’t give a water bird.”

Now for the rare occasion when I want to keep my duck.

My superpowers are intact!

I hung the washing and now it’s raining.

So many people catch Covid from household contacts we should mandate masks and distancing at home.

Nah, I’m waiting for shellac 78s to come back.

Better still wax cylinders.

Does Winnie-The-Pooh shit in the Hundred Acre Wood?

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Celebrating 100 years since Winnie-The-Pooh was published.

Let’s hope the demons in Hell can parallel process punishments or eternity will be a very long time and seem longer.

Idearrhea: What happens when your head can’t contain all your thoughts.