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Airline Food

Airline Food

Airline food’s bad because something has to make hospital food look good.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on February 9, 2026February 7, 2026Categories Joke-a-dayTags Airline, AucklandComedy, Comedy, Food, NZComedy2 Comments on Airline Food

Airline Food

Airline Food

“Why is airline food so bad?”

“Something has to make post funeral refreshments seem good.”

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on January 24, 2026January 23, 2026Categories DEATH, Joke-a-dayTags Airline, AucklandComedy, Comedy, DEATH, Food, NZComedy

Uniforms

Uniforms

Why do pilot’s uniforms still look like military officer uniforms from the 1940s?

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on October 10, 2025October 8, 2025Categories Joke-a-dayTags Airline, AucklandComedy, Comedy, NZComedy, Pilots, Uniform

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