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Autocorrected Ducks?

Julia stands behind a burning computer holding a small waterfowl, a member of family Anatidae. Text: I've finally convinced Autocorrect that I'm unlikely to say "I don't give a water bird." Now for the rare occasion when I want to keep my duck.

Author A Joke A DayPosted on September 6, 2025September 5, 2025Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Autocorrect, Comedy, Duck, NZComedy

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ƧƿѦςɛ♏ѦਹѤʞ says:

September 6, 2025 at 6:05 am

@ajokeaday
Any excuse to re-post this.
#AutoCorrect

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