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New Names

Julia stands beside a sports car. Text: Ever noticed how they like to invent new names for old things so they can claim they’re a new idea. Take driverless cars, 40 years ago we just used to say “Forgot to put the handbrake on.”

Ever noticed how they like to invent new names for old things so they can claim they’re a new idea.

Take driverless cars, 40 years ago we just used to say “Forgot to put the handbrake on.”

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on February 3, 2026February 1, 2026Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Comedy, DriverlessCars, New Names, NZComedy

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