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I can’t get no satisfaction

Julia & a cat look out from the screen with expressions of surprise. Above their heads is a speech balloon containing 3 explanation marks. Text: Schrödinger could never tell if his girlfriend was satisfied or not.

Schrödinger could never tell if his girlfriend was satisfied or not.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on March 1, 2026February 27, 2026Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Comedy, NZComedy, satisfied, Schrödinger

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