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Centipedes

Julia sits at a cluttered desk. A giant centipede is trying to find its way onto the desk. Text: I'm writing some new gags on centipedes. I'm sure this idea's got legs.

I’m writing some new gags on centipedes.

I’m sure this idea’s got legs.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on June 5, 2026June 4, 2026Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Centipedes, Comedy, Jokes, NZComedy

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