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Flying Backwards

Julia sits on a giant paper dart. Later she is looking at a giant pocket watch. Text: At Auckland airport waiting for my brother. Before I left home 1/2 hour ago flight was 13 min early now 17 late. Did it stop while I drove?

At Auckland airport waiting for my brother.

Before I left home 1/2 hour ago flight was 13 min early now 17 late.

Did it stop while I drove?

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on July 26, 2026July 25, 2026Categories Joke-a-dayTags Airport, AucklandComedy, Comedy, NZComedy

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