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Easter Eggs

Julia unhappily looks on. In front of her is a modern Easter Bunny, beneath that a medieval scene with two rabbits, one blowing a horn, the other carrying a dead person on a staff. Text: Chocolate is highly toxic to rabbits. This makes me wonder if the Easter Bunny gives humans chocolate in a lagamorphic attempt to wipe out humanity?

Chocolate is highly toxic to rabbits.

This makes me wonder if the Easter Bunny gives humans chocolate in a lagamorphic attempt to wipe out humanity?

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on August 17, 2026Categories DEATH, Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Bunnies, Chocolate, Comedy, EasterBunny, NZComedy

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