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The Undead

Julia uses a magnifying glass to examine a werewolf, Count Orlok (a vampire) & a zombie. Text: Why do zombies eat brains? Why do vampires avoid the sun? Why do werewolves hump your leg?

Why do zombies eat brains?

Why do vampires avoid the sun?

Why do werewolves hump your leg?

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on August 25, 2026August 19, 2026Categories DEATH, Joke-a-dayTags Comedy, Vampires, Werewolves, Zombies

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