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Tag: OrganicFood

Organics?

Organics?

Organic food’s another name for an old idea.

My mum used to serve up steak and kidney, liver and bacon, sweetbreads, etc.

We just called it “Offal.”

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on April 6, 2026March 31, 2026Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Comedy, Food, NZComedy, OrganicFood

Carrot

Carrot

I ate a plant based carrot once and it was horrible.

Be careful out there gourmands.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on January 16, 2026January 13, 2026Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Comedy, Food, NZComedy, Organic, OrganicFood, Vegans

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