Mathematics

Computer Programmer

I’m a computer programmer so I deal in numbers.

Zero and one to be precise!

Don’t ever say to a geek “You do the maths.”

We’ll stare at the ceiling for 5 minutes then say “72”, by which time you’ve forgotten the question.

Rugby may be a game of two halves but circles are a game of 2π.

I don’t want to seem irrational but I can never remember if numbers are real or imaginary or both and that’s integral to a complex problem!