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Numbers

Numbers

I don’t want to seem irrational but I can never remember if numbers are real or imaginary or both and that’s integral to a complex problem!

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on May 4, 2026May 2, 2026Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Comedy, Numbers, NZComedy

Computer Programmer

Computer Programmer

I’m a computer programmer so I deal in numbers.

Zero and one to be precise!

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on March 8, 2026March 6, 2026Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Comedy, Mathematics, Maths, Numbers, NZComedy, Programmer, ZeroAndOne

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