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Tag: Homophobes

Flat tyre.

Flat tyre.

Q: How many homophobes does it take to change a tyre?

A: One, the others stay in the car so they don’t touch his bum.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on February 28, 2026February 27, 2026Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, ChangingTyre, Comedy, Homophobes, NZComedy

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I just don’t understand the English language.

If homophobes are people who hate gays, why aren’t homophones people who chat to gays?

Or iPhones with Grindr installed?

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on January 25, 2026January 24, 2026Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Comedy, Homophobes, Homophones, iPhone, NZComedy

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