A Joke A Day – Page 29 – Julia Clement

AI?

I’m convinced AI stands for “Artificial Incompetence.”

Why did the chicken cross the toad?

Because it was a poor typist!

No need to bulk buy toilet paper.

Unwind it to get more than one wipe per roll.

Caesar said “Veni, vidi, feci sem”

(I came, I saw, I made salad)

Why do pilot’s uniforms still look like military officer uniforms from the 1940s?

I’ve just realised.

Butter really doesn’t melt in vegans’ mouths.

I’m considering making a follow-up to “Supersize Me” where I eat KFC every day.

It’s called “Lick my fingers”

I have a cup of tea every year, but I am trying to cut back.

The funniest thing about my DEATH character is that it’s doing live comedy.

The wheels fell off for the NZ Equestrian team at the last Olympics.

Team managers say “Next time we’ll try hooves.”