Schrödinger could never tell if his Girlfriend was satisfied or not.
Author: A Joke A Day
Jokes
Jokes: a moment on the lips and a lifetime on the quips.
Waiting Room
In the doctors waiting room.
The magazines untouched while all the patients use our devices.
I check a cover … older than the iPhone 1
Ironic Recycling
Definition of irony: I just discovered my recycling bin has no recycling mark. Meaning when it wears out or the council changes it I’ll have to send it to the landfill.
Coding
Did my first serious bit of coding in 18 months yesterday & this morning this.
It’s an omen I tell you.
An omen!
Wishes
Be careful what you wish for.
You might find a specialist who will prescribe it.
Covid Scare
I was eating out & couldn’t taste my food.
Then I remembered I was in MacDonalds. Phew!
Metric System
The metric system seems natural to us as we have 5 digits on each hand, 10 in total.
A few countries like 12, for exactly the same reason.
Paralympics
All Russian athletes have been banned from Paralympics for doping.
The clue was their diabetic team weren’t in a coma.
Selective Truth
On the stage everything I said was true, but not everything was said. Not that I was selective with the truth, I only had 6 minutes.