Comedian, Playwright, Director, Producer
Super Hero File
Name: Ms Analog
Origin: Vintage radio technician, Anna Log, was hit by a time-traveling bolt of lightning while repairing an old transistor radio becoming Ms Analog.
Powers: Can communicate through any analog device.
Weaknesses: She struggles to understand modern technology.
Foes: DigiDave
Super Hero File
Name: Virtueman
Origin: Multibillionaire Richie Silver decided to use his fortune for good.
Found it was too hard & now when villains do bad things he just sends thoughts and prayers.
Powers: As he’s super rich, the media his businesses advertise on love reporting his thoughts.
Super Hero File
Name: Doctor Doctor 2
Origin: In an accident during radiotherapy where the clinician was rendered radioactive, he was bitten by the clinician gaining vast medical abilities.
Powers: Cures patients with psychic hands.Tears vaccinate against all diseases.
Bills can never be disputed.
Weaknesses: Funding cuts.
Foes: The Homeopath, Shane Reti, Winston Peters & The Anti-vax Cookers.
Affiliates: Nurse Nurse, Receptionist Receptionist, and Cleaner Cleaner.
Super Associate File
Name: Laundress
Origin: Ran the laundry at Field Marshal Britain‘s secret research facility until one day some radioactive lab clothes arrived and she was splashed turning her into Laundress.
Powers: Hanging laundry outside on even the sunniest of days causes it to immediately start raining.
Weaknesses: Doesn’t trust driers.
Foes: Grease and Grime.
Super Hero File
Name: Dinosaur Lass
Origin: Another bite, although how Sir David Attenborough became radioactive eludes me.
Powers: Currently does infomercials promoting the Jurassic diet. No fruit & everything tastes like chicken.
Weaknesses: Almost useless short arms.
Foes: The Asteroid.
Super Neutral File
Name: King’s Counsel
Origin: Courtney King was a lowly paralegal in the loss adjustment department of Field Marshal Britain‘s Nuccorp Insurance until she was bitten by a radioactive lawyer and acquired the power of attorney.
Powers: Can slow court cases until the other side runs out of money.
Aims: To retire with vast wealth from usurious fees.
Weaknesses: Summary Judgement.
Foes: The Jury
Super Villain File
Name: Doctor Doctor
Origin: In an accident during radiotherapy where the clinician was rendered radioactive, he was bitten by the clinician gaining vast medical abilities.
Powers: Preventative medicine including hygiene, vaccines, antibiotics and other Big Pharma products, logic, science & reason.
Aims: To destroy the planet’s ecosystem by ending childhood mortality and increasing human lifespans beyond Earth’s carrying capacity.
Weaknesses: Funding cuts
Foes: Antivax Mom, The Homeopath, Shane Reti, Winston Peters & The Cookers.
Affiliates: NZMA, Big Pharma.
Super Sidekick File
Name: ManMan
Origin: WomanMan’s former research partner who was also bitten by the same radioactive lab assistant and became ManMan.
Powers: He’s pretty crap really but takes all the credit for WomanMan’s successes. He not only mansplains as well as WomanMan but constantly talks over the victims, villains & police. He does have a superpower being able to emit a hypersonic stream of urine that can cut steel, but we don’t know how effective this is as he’s yet to hit his target.
Weaknesses: Massive ego.
Foes: His ego doesn’t let him acknowledge them.
Affiliates: WomanMan, Field Marshal Britain.
Super Hero File
Name: WomanMan
Origin: Originally a research scientist in Field Marshal Britain’s nuclear research facility until the day when fighting a reactor meltdown she was badly gummed by a dying radioactive male lab assistant turning her into WomanMan.
Powers: The powers of a man including massive overconfidence and when the villains try to launch into long explanations of their plans she mansplains all the flaws so they just give up and surrender.
Weaknesses: Fails to admit her limits.
Foes: Dr HashtagNotAllMen & The Chauvinist.
Affiliates: ManMan, Field Marshal Britain
Super Hero File
Name: Cupcake
Origin: Retired pâtissière Tira Masu was delivering cupcakes to Auckland Hospital when a gamma ray beam was accidentally activated, turning her into Cupcake.
Powers: Produces irresistible pastries with so much sugar that villains go into a diabetic coma.
Weaknesses: Poor portion control requiring donating unused pastries to innocents.
