A Joke A Day – Page 7 – Julia Clement

Masking

So many people catch Covid from household contacts we should mandate masks and distancing at home.

Nah, I’m waiting for shellac 78s to come back.

Better still wax cylinders.

Does Winnie-The-Pooh shit in the Hundred Acre Wood?

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Celebrating 100 years since Winnie-The-Pooh was published.

Let’s hope the demons in Hell can parallel process punishments or eternity will be a very long time and seem longer.

Idearrhea: What happens when your head can’t contain all your thoughts.

Why are earthquakes centred 45 km underground?

Cowards!

Come up to the surface and fight fair you trembling tremors.

John suspected it was going to be a bad day when he saw his wife’s relationship status had changed to “Widowed”.

I hate washing machines.

They are always stealing my material … especially socks.

There are none so blind as those who won’t wear bifocals.

Waiting at the airport I just got asked by an old couple if I could take a selfie of them. #fail