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Julia Clement

Author: A Joke A Day

New Diet

New Diet

My new diet is so strict I’m only allowed micronutrients.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on March 28, 2026March 27, 2026Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Comedy, Diet, Diet Micronutrients Joke, Micronutrients, NZComedy

Vapers

Vapers

Are the people who vape vapers or vapists?

Either way don’t ever call them vapid!

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on March 27, 2026March 26, 2026Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Comedy, NZComedy, Vapers, Vapes, Vaping

Stormy Weather

Stormy Weather

Outdoor performing tip: When the thunder claps, take a bow.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on March 26, 2026March 26, 2026Categories DEATH, Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Comedy, DEATH, NZComedy, Raining1 Comment on Stormy Weather

Taken Seriously?

Taken Seriously?

Being taken seriously as a comedian only sounds like an oxymoron.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on March 25, 2026March 23, 2026Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Comedian, Comedy, NZComedy

Rideshare?

Rideshare?

Two things you can’t avoid, death and taxis.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on March 24, 2026March 21, 2026Categories DEATH, Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Comedy, DEATH, DeathAndTaxis, NZComedy, Taxis

Failbork

Failbork

For those cynics who don’t believe FB is taking strong action against white supremacist propaganda, they now ban boosting posts with the word “Facebook” in them.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on March 23, 2026March 21, 2026Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Comedy, FacebookBan, NZComedy

Toilet Humour

Toilet Humour

For a person who dislikes toilet humour, it’s amazing how many of my jokes involve lavatories.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on March 22, 2026March 21, 2026Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Comedy, NZComedy, ToiletHumour

Driverless?

Driverless?

If there are driverless cars, why aren’t there riderless bicycles?

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on March 21, 2026March 21, 2026Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Bicycles, Bikes, Cars, Comedy, DriverlessCars, NZComedy

Breaking News

Breaking News

Breaking News: I dropped a tray of crockery!

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on March 20, 2026March 18, 2026Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, BreakingNews, Comedy, Crockery, NZComedy

Accessible

Accessible

Have you ever noticed that they have Mobility Parking yet Accessible Toilets?

Is this a subtle hint to men not to move too much in the toilet?

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on March 19, 2026March 18, 2026Categories Joke-a-dayTags Accessible, AucklandComedy, Comedy, Mobility, NZComedy

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