My new diet is so strict I’m only allowed micronutrients.
Author: A Joke A Day
Vapers
Are the people who vape vapers or vapists?
Either way don’t ever call them vapid!
Stormy Weather
Outdoor performing tip: When the thunder claps, take a bow.
Taken Seriously?
Being taken seriously as a comedian only sounds like an oxymoron.
Rideshare?
Two things you can’t avoid, death and taxis.
Failbork
For those cynics who don’t believe FB is taking strong action against white supremacist propaganda, they now ban boosting posts with the word “Facebook” in them.
Toilet Humour
For a person who dislikes toilet humour, it’s amazing how many of my jokes involve lavatories.
Driverless?
If there are driverless cars, why aren’t there riderless bicycles?
Breaking News
Breaking News: I dropped a tray of crockery!
Accessible
Have you ever noticed that they have Mobility Parking yet Accessible Toilets?
Is this a subtle hint to men not to move too much in the toilet?