My dog growls when he dreams.
I think he’s been sleeping ruff.
Blogs
Autocorrect
I hate the way autocorrect manages to choose the wrong word.
The price of intelligibility is consonant vigilante.
Onehunga, Free Comedy, 19/3/24
Outdoor Open Mic comedy at 7 PM this Tuesday 19 March in Jellicoe Park, 80 Quadrant Road, Onehunga.
It starts to get quite cold towards the end of the show so BRING SOMETHING WARM TO THROW ON.
Free, but koha gladly accepted.
This is a fully accessible venue with on-street parking and near the 30 bus route.
As an open mic we can’t control the jokes that individual comedians tell, parental discretion is advised.
Check the event at https://fb.me/e/1FSshEfwl for more info and postponement notices.
Organisers: Julia & Tessa Clement
Free Comedy, Balmoral, 20/3/24
Outdoor Open Mic comedy at 7 PM this Wednesday 20 March in Potters Park, corner of Dominion & Balmoral Roads.
It starts to get quite cold towards the end of the show so BRING SOMETHING WARM TO THROW ON.
Free, but koha gladly accepted.
This is a fully accessible venue with on-street parking and near the Outer Link, 25 & 650 bus routes.
As an open mic we can’t control the jokes that individual comedians tell, parental discretion is advised.
Check the event at https://fb.me/e/7dReI9eXt for more info and postponement notices.
Organisers: Julia & Tessa Clement
Toilet Cleaners
Several brands of over the rim toilet cleaners have recycling marks.
Please don’t.
Computer Programmer
I’m a computer programmer so I deal in numbers.
Zero and one to be precise!
#Programmer #ComputerProgrammer #ZeroAndOne #Joke #AucklandComedy #NZComedy
Closet
I had to come out of the closet.
It was full of dresses that no longer fitted.
Insomnia
Being an uber geek I still sometimes wake up in the middle of the night wondering about major issues like “Do earthworms have parasites?”
After I wrote this, I googled & it turns out they do. Rhabditis is a genus (group) of nematodes (worms) from 0.5mm to 2.9mm long, species of which infect larger animals from worms to cows.
Knees
Safety Tip: Always bend your knees not your back when bashing your head against a brick wall.
Home Cooking
I’m staying home and eating my own cooking.
Hmmm.
Safer to dine out.