Are the people who vape vapers or vapists?
Either way don’t ever call them vapid!
Category: Joke-a-day
Experimental Joke-a-day
Taken Seriously
Being taken seriously as a comedian only sounds like an oxymoron.
Two Things You Can’t Avoid
Nothing is certain in this world except death and taxis.
Facebook Ban
For those cynics who don’t believe Facebook is taking strong action against white supremacist propaganda ,they now ban boosting posts with the word “Facebook” in them.
Toilet Humour
For a person who dislikes toilet humour, it’s amazing how many of my jokes involve lavatories.
Riderless Bikes
If there are driverless cars, why aren’t there riderless bicycles?
Kangaroos
I like kangaroos …
Their courts are so efficient.
Breaking News
Breaking News: I dropped a tray of crockery!
Homophobes Changing Tyres
Q: How many homophobes does it take to change a tyre?
A: One, the others stay in the car so they don’t touch his bum.
Driverless Cars
Ever noticed how they like to invent new names for old things so they can claim they’re a new idea.
Take driverless cars, 40 years ago we just used to say “Forgot to put the handbrake on”
#DriverlessCars #Nostalgia #Handbrake #AucklandComedy #NZComedy