Why do zombies eat brains?
Why do vampires avoid the sun?
Why do werewolves hump your leg?
Category: Joke-a-day
Experimental Joke-a-day
50s Social Media
Imagine 1950s social media.
Send a letter, wait 2 weeks for a reply, then suddenly we have airmail and the LOL comes back in under a week.
Margarine
I bought a large tub of margarine to share with my neighbours
…
Community spread.
Funny?
There’s nothing funny about being funny.
Autocorrect
I’ve finally convinced Autocorrect that I don’t give a water bird.
Now for the rare occasion when I want to name one.
Sheep
Sheep are gregarious.
Named for Saint Gregory who taught them to bleat in harmony.
Superpowers
My superpowers are intact!
I hung the washing & now it’s raining.
Masking
So many people catch Covid from household contacts we should mandate masks & distancing at home.
Music?
Vinyl?
Nah, I’m waiting for shellac 78s to come back.
Better still wax cylinders.
Eternity
Let’s hope the demons in Hell can parallel process punishments or eternity will be a very long time and seem longer.