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Julia Clement

Myriapods

Julia sits at a cluttered desk. A giant centipede is trying to find its way onto the desk. Text: I'm writing some new gags on centipedes. I'm sure this idea's got legs.

I’m writing some new gags on centipedes.

I’m sure this idea’s got legs.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on October 18, 2025October 15, 2025Categories Joke-a-dayTags Arthropods, AucklandComedy, Centipedes, Comedy, NZComedy

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