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Julia Clement

Bike Tyre

Julia throwing her hands in the air in exasperation stands in front of a bicycle with a flat tyre. Behind the bicycle is a globe of the Earth. Text: The Earth may not be flat but my bike's rear tyre is.

The Earth may not be flat but my bike’s rear tyre is.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on October 17, 2025October 15, 2025Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Bikes, ChangingTyre, Comedy, NZComedy

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