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A despondent Julia with a mug sits on the ground outside a shop doorway. Images of burger meals are displayed. Text: If Luxon does end homelessness, who's going to guard the shop doorways in Queen Street overnight?

If Luxon does end homelessness, who’s going to guard the shop doorways in Queen Street overnight?

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on December 20, 2025December 13, 2025Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Coalition, Comedy, Luxon, NZComedy, Shop Doorways, Unemployed

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