I had to come out of the closet.
It was full of dresses that no longer fitted
Tag: AucklandComedy
Dinosaur Wall
65.5 million years ago an asteroid crashed into Mexico and wiped out the dinosaurs.
Including those further north who hadn’t the foresight to build a wall.
Too soon?
Ride Share No More
I stopped ride sharing when my car broke down underground.
My mechanic said it was the worst case of carpool tunnel syndrome he’d ever seen.
Dogs
I just found out a Cockapoo is a type of dog.
That’s worse than taking the piss.
Loyalty
I’ve started a loyalty scheme for my fans …
Every 10th joke is free!
Distance
London to Sofia 2,013 km; Auckland to Sydney 2,223 km.
England is closer to Bulgaria than NZ to Australia yet we don’t confuse them.
Hedgehog
Hedgehogs may look cuddly but they are selfish pricks.
Time and …
Time and peristalsis wait for no-one.
Apollo
Rocket fuel is so toxic that 55 years later nothing grows at the Apollo 11 landing site!
Subtext
Super Villain File
Name: Subtext
Origin: The same alien beam missed its mark and hit Olivia’s bitter rival, Helen Hint. Now possessing the ability to speak only in riddles and hidden meanings, she became Subtext, a villain dedicated to spreading confusion!
Aims: Dedicated to spreading confusion!
Foes: Captain Obvious