AucklandComedy – Julia Clement

Funny?

There’s nothing funny about being funny.

My superpowers are intact!

I hung the washing and now it’s raining.

Nah, I’m waiting for shellac 78s to come back.

Better still wax cylinders.

Idearrhea: What happens when your head can’t contain all your thoughts.

Why are earthquakes centred 45 km underground?

Cowards!

Come up to the surface and fight fair you trembling tremors.

MCs introduce nearly all comedians as “My very good friend.”

Now I’m streaming comedy, is it “My very good Facebook friend?”

John suspected it was going to be a bad day when he saw his wife’s relationship status had changed to “Widowed”.

I think I’ll start a beauty parlor promoted as “By bad spellers for poor readers.”

I’ll call it Heredressers.

Are the people who vape vapers or vapists?

Either way don’t ever call them vapid!

Being taken seriously as a comedian only sounds like an oxymoron.