I intend to live forever, or die trying.
(I can’t believe that’s original, but can’t remember hearing it)
Tag: AucklandComedy
Side Splitting
Comedy’s all fun and games until someone splits their sides.
Scalpers
Totally pissed off at the scalpers.
My show’s been on sale for 4 days & they still haven’t bought all the tickets.
Penis Jokes
I’d tell penis jokes, but there’s a shortage.
Blue Whales
Question on a quiz show:
The main food of Blue Whales is?
- Krill,
- Anchovies,
- Sardines?
Obviously Krill, how’s a whale going to open a can?
Too Close
Time to get tough on people who stand too close to themselves.
Epilator
The epilator took 15 years to develop.
One to make it work & fourteen to make it hurt more.
Social Media
You can’t call a person truly alone who has social media and 5G coverage.
Winston
Winston’s the laxative of NZ politics.
If he’s the answer, you really can’t give a shit.
Sunglasses
You can always spot Aucklanders …
Windscreen wipers on our sunglasses.