AucklandComedy – Page 10 – Julia Clement

Clowning Around?

Coulrophobia: Fear of clowns, but no word for fear of comedians?

AREN’T WE SCARY ENOUGH FOR YOU?

Crystals

A large number of experiments have shown crystals to be just as effective as homeopathy without running the risk of water borne diseases.

Metric

The metric system seems natural to us as we have 5 digits on each hand, 10 in total.

A few countries like 12, for exactly the same reason.

Covert 19

Because of the bad publicity, Covid-19 has gone into hiding & is now named Covert-19.

Julia Clement’s Joke a Day

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A Joke A Day

I’m a comedian but not a one-liner one, frustratingly, from time-to-time one filters into my brain. It seems a terrible shame to never use them so I thought I’d try posting them here. The joke a day is to encourage me & not any kind of promise but so far I’ve only missed once. Julia Clement @juliaclement

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Selective

On the stage everything I said was true, but not everything was said. Not that I was selective with the truth, I only had 20 minutes.

Inspire?

It’s better to inspire than to expire!

Knees

Safety Tip: Always bend your knees not your back when bashing your head against a brick wall.

Job Search

I applied for a job as a comedian but the recruiter just laughed at me.

Coding

Did my first serious bit of coding in 18 months yesterday & this morning this.

It’s an omen I tell you.

An omen!