Coulrophobia: Fear of clowns But no word for fear of comedians?
AREN’T WE SCARY ENOUGH FOR YOU?
Tag: AucklandComedy
Crystals
A large number of experiments have shown crystals to be just as effective as homeopathy without running the risk of water borne diseases.
Dog Breed
I just found out a Cockapoo is a type of dog.
That’s worse than taking the piss.
Metric
The metric system seems natural to us as we have 5 digits on each hand, 10 in total.
A few countries like 12, for exactly the same reason.
Covid 19
Because of the bad publicity, Covid-19 has gone into hiding & is now named Covert-19.
Truth
On the stage everything I said was true, but not everything was said.
Not that I was selective with the truth, I only had 20 minutes.
Inspire
It’s better to inspire than to expire!
Knees
Safety Tip: Always bend your knees not your back when bashing your head against a brick wall.
Coding
Did my first serious bit of coding in 18 months yesterday & this morning this.
It’s an omen I tell you.
An omen!
Diarrhoea
I have diarrhoea & feel wobbly.
I told you my cooking at home wasn’t safe.