Santa’s favourite oil — Jojojoba.
Tag: AucklandComedy
Bad Day
John suspected it was going to be a bad day when he saw his wife’s relationship status had changed to “Widowed”
Washing Machine
I hate washing machines.
They are always stealing my material
…
Especially socks.
Bifocals
There are none so blind as those who won’t wear bifocals.
Selfie
Waiting at the airport I just got asked by an old couple if I could take a selfie of them. Fail
Organic
Organic food’s another name for an old idea.
My mum used to serve up steak and kidney, liver and bacon, sweetbreads, etc.
We just called it “Offal.”
Organic Food
Organic food’s another name for an old idea.
My mum used to serve up steak and kidney, liver and bacon, sweetbreads, etc.
We just called it “Offal.”
Town Names
Have you ever noticed how several of our towns & cities are named after places in Britain and India?
- Dunedin after Edinburgh,
- Clutha after the river Clyde,
- Bombay after Mumbai, and
- Cashmere after Kashmir to name four.
They were so embarrassed they changed their names to avoid us.
Transgender
I’m a transgender woman and definitely not a transvestite.
It’s been years since I last wore male clothing!
Autocorrect
I hate the way autocorrect censors my posts.
Every fishing line.