Several brands of over the rim toilet cleaners have recycling marks.
Please don’t.
Tag: AucklandComedy
Computer Programmer
I’m a computer programmer so I deal in numbers.
Zero and one to be precise!
#Programmer #ComputerProgrammer #ZeroAndOne #Joke #AucklandComedy #NZComedy
Closet
I had to come out of the closet.
It was full of dresses that no longer fitted.
Insomnia
Being an uber geek I still sometimes wake up in the middle of the night wondering about major issues like “Do earthworms have parasites?”
After I wrote this, I googled & it turns out they do. Rhabditis is a genus (group) of nematodes (worms) from 0.5mm to 2.9mm long, species of which infect larger animals from worms to cows.
Knees
Safety Tip: Always bend your knees not your back when bashing your head against a brick wall.
Home Cooking
I’m staying home and eating my own cooking.
Hmmm.
Safer to dine out.
You Do The Maths
Don’t ever say to a geek “You do the maths.”
We’ll stare at the ceiling for 5 minutes then say “72”, by which time you’ve forgotten the question.
Writers Block?
I don’t have writer’s block!
I’ve been possessed by the ghost of Marcel Marceau!
Inspire
It’s better to inspire than to expire!
Yachts
Do yachts have “Sail by” dates?