I don’t have writer’s block!
I’ve been possessed by the ghost of Marcel Marceau!
Tag: AucklandComedy
Inspire
It’s better to inspire than to expire!
Yachts
Do yachts have “Sail by” dates?
Early Bird
We have a super early bird special for people who already have worms.
Drowning
Homeopathic cure for drowning: Start with water & dilute it with water until there is no water left.
Hiding
Because of the bad publicity, Covid-19 has gone into hiding & is now named Covert-19.
Dinosaurs
65.5 million years ago an asteroid crashed into Mexico and wiped out the dinosaurs.
Including those further north who hadn’t the foresight to build a wall.
Too soon?
Doggie
I just found out that a Cockapoo is a type of dog.
That’s worse than taking the piss.
Loyalty Scheme
I’ve started a loyalty scheme for my fans …
Every 10th joke is free!
Accessible Toilets
Have you ever noticed that they have Mobility Parking yet Accessible Toilets?
Is this a subtle hint to men not to move too much in the toilet?