I buy my socks in pairs, I wear my socks in pairs, I put my socks in the laundry together and I still get odd socks.
I sort of understand this, but how the hell does it happen to my pantihose?
Tag: AucklandComedy
Viking
Was a viking’s wife a viqueen?
Laughing
DEATH: Here I am, laughing in the face of life.
(The mythological character formerly known as DEATH)
Bad Cold
Julia: I have a bad cold.
DEATH: That’s funny, I have a bad Julia.
(The mythological character formerly known as DEATH.)
Not Unemployed
Nobody needs to be unemployed in this country.
You can always get a job sitting outside Burger bars asking for spare change.
Trickle Down
I refuse to surrender my country to people who think climate change is fake and trickle down is real.
Woke
The opposite of “Woke” is “Sleeping”.
Winston, Looseton
NZ politics is a case of Winston, Looseton.
Water Tax
Was the Labour/Green proposed tax on water aimed at homeopaths?
Sibling Rivalry
Sibling Rivalry: My Roomba just choked itself trying to eat the big vacuum cleaner’s power cord.