I wanted to take the Waterview tunnel, but someone told me where it came out.
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Tag: AucklandComedy
Eternal Life?
I intend to live forever, or die trying
(Paraphrase of Joseph Heller’s, Catch-22. Said about Yossarian.)
Trolls
I don’t understand how Internet trolls function.
How do they get decent WIFI under the bridge?
Side Splitting
Comedy’s all fun and games until someone splits their sides.
Scalpers
Totally pissed off at the scalpers.
My show’s been on sale for 4 days and they still haven’t bought all the tickets.
Penis Jokes?
I’d tell penis jokes, but there’s a shortage.
Blue Whales
Question on a quiz show: The main food of Blue Whales is?
- Krill,
- Anchovies,
- Sardines?
Obviously Krill, how’s a whale going to open a can?
Too Close?
Time to get tough on people who stand too close to themselves.
Cats
Are my wife’s pets my step cats or my cats-in-law?
Epilator
The epilator took 15 years to develop.
One to make it work & fourteen to make it hurt more.