My dog growls when he dreams.
I think he’s been sleeping ruff.
Tag: Comedy
New Names
Ever noticed how they like to invent new names for old things so they can claim they’re a new idea.
Take driverless cars, 40 years ago we just used to say “Forgot to put the handbrake on.”
Writer’s Block?
I don’t have writer’s block!
I’ve been possessed by the ghost of Marcel Marceau!
Between the Ears
Gender is what’s between the ears, not what’s between the legs
…
My gender must be wax.
Monsters (Halloween Repost)
Why do zombies eat brains?
Why do vampires avoid the sun?
Why do werewolves hump your leg?