Be careful what you wish for.
You might find a specialist who will prescribe it.
Tag: Comedy
Air Miles
London to Sofia 2,013 km; Auckland to Sydney 2,223 km.
England is closer to Bulgaria than NZ to Australia yet we don’t confuse them.
Sleeping Dogs
My dog growls when he dreams.
I think he’s been sleeping ruff.
New Names
Ever noticed how they like to invent new names for old things so they can claim they’re a new idea.
Take driverless cars, 40 years ago we just used to say “Forgot to put the handbrake on.”
Writer’s Block?
I don’t have writer’s block!
I’ve been possessed by the ghost of Marcel Marceau!
Between the Ears
Gender is what’s between the ears, not what’s between the legs
…
My gender must be wax.
Monsters (Halloween Repost)
Why do zombies eat brains?
Why do vampires avoid the sun?
Why do werewolves hump your leg?