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Easter

Easter

Chocolate is highly toxic to rabbits.

This makes me wonder if the Easter Bunny gives humans chocolate in a lagamorphic attempt to wipe out humanity?

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on April 5, 2026March 30, 2026Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Bunnies, Chocolate, Comedy, Easter, EasterBunny, NZComedy

Drink

Drink

All the bars and bottle stores being closed at Easter is driving me to drink.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on April 3, 2026March 30, 2026Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Comedy, Drink, Easter, NZComedy, Whiskey

Easter

Easter

Pontius Pilot was a comedian.

The Bible says he nailed it.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on October 20, 2025October 18, 2025Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Comedy, Easter, NZComedy, Pontius Pilot

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