Joke – Page 16 – Julia Clement

Reincarnation

I keep coming back as a flower.

It’s a bad case of reincarnation.

Email from Wikipedia

I woke up today to find an email from Wikipedia.

Someone had tried to break into my account.

Luckily my password is a very strong one: VeryStrongOne123!

I look pretty hot in everything except maxi-dresses.

Nobody looks good in a maxi-dress.

A new study shows that people will believe almost anything that begins “New study shows.”

Why do I feel like I’m living in a Phillip K. Dick novel?

Probably “Now Wait For Last Year”

I don’t believe in karma.

I’m still trying to decide how I feel about korma!

Toilet paper shortage?

I’m switching to a low fibre diet for the duration.

I don’t want to seem irrational but I can never remember if numbers are real or imaginary or both and that’s integral to a complex problem!

I’ve come to the conclusion that conspiracy theorists bypass Occam’s razor in favour of Occam’s epilator!

Panic buying toilet paper is a shitty thing to do.