Are the people who vape vapers or vapists?
Either way don’t ever call them vapid!
Tag: Joke
Taken Seriously
Being taken seriously as a comedian only sounds like an oxymoron.
Two Things You Can’t Avoid
Nothing is certain in this world except death and taxis.
Facebook Ban
For those cynics who don’t believe Facebook is taking strong action against white supremacist propaganda ,they now ban boosting posts with the word “Facebook” in them.
Crystals
A large number of experiments have shown crystals to be just as effective as homeopathy without running the risk of water borne diseases.
Sleeping Dogs
My dog growls when he dreams.
I think he’s been sleeping ruff.
Autocorrect
I hate the way autocorrect manages to choose the wrong word.
The price of intelligibility is consonant vigilante.
Toilet Cleaners
Several brands of over the rim toilet cleaners have recycling marks.
Please don’t.
Computer Programmer
I’m a computer programmer so I deal in numbers.
Zero and one to be precise!
#Programmer #ComputerProgrammer #ZeroAndOne #Joke #AucklandComedy #NZComedy
Closet
I had to come out of the closet.
It was full of dresses that no longer fitted.