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Julia Clement

Tag: Medication

Medical Care

Medical Care

Be careful what you wish for.

You might find a specialist who will prescribe it.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on February 6, 2026February 1, 2026Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Comedy, Medication, NZComedy, Specialist

Charity

Charity

I’m over donating to cancer.

The cynical bastard takes our money and keeps killing people.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on January 19, 2026January 13, 2026Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Comedy, Donating, Medication, NZComedy

Rats

Rats

I’m unable to donate blood as when one of my medications is given in huge doses to pregnant rats it can cause birth defects.

Personally I’d rather my blood was given to humans, not rats.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on December 4, 2025December 1, 2025Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Blood, Comedy, Medication, NZComedy, Rats

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