I think my Google-foo is failing.
I typed in my symptoms & it said I have cannelloni.
Not even close, my pastaia swears I had fettuccine.
Tag: NZComedy
Data Mining
After decades of slaving in the data mines I’ve caught hexadecaphobia.
Bugs
All the bugs in programs I write are lovingly hand crafted.
New Diet
My new diet is so strict I’m only allowed micronutrients.
Vapes
Are the people who vape vapers or vapists?
Either way don’t ever call them vapid!
Taken Seriously
Being taken seriously as a comedian only sounds like an oxymoron.
You can’t avoid
Two things you can’t avoid, death and taxis.
FB Ban
For those cynics who don’t believe FB is taking strong action against white supremacist propaganda, they now ban boosting posts with the word “Facebook” in them.
Toilet Humour
For a person who dislikes toilet humour, it’s amazing how many of my jokes involve lavatories.
Driverless
If there are driverless cars, why aren’t there riderless bicycles?