It’s better to inspire than to expire!
Month: July 2025
Knees
Safety Tip: Always bend your knees not your back when bashing your head against a brick wall.
Coding
Did my first serious bit of coding in 18 months yesterday & this morning this.
It’s an omen I tell you.
An omen!
Diarrhoea
I have diarrhoea & feel wobbly.
I told you my cooking at home wasn’t safe.
A brief interlude
Two nights ago I had a hardware failure on my venerable desktop PC and it will require replacing. At 6 AM NZT tomorrow the last post I had queued up on JuliaClement.com will post.
I have backups & I can post from the PC I’m writing this on but to do that for now I’d need to rebuild a lot of the infrastructure on the lower specced PCs I have now. I’m hoping I can source & configure a new PC reasonably fast.
Julia Clement / A Joke A Day
Recruiter
I applied for a job as a comedian but the recruiter just laughed at me.
Numbers
I’m a computer programmer so I deal in numbers.
Zero and one to be precise!
Home Cooking
I’m staying home and eating my own cooking.
Hmmm.
Safer to dine out.
Homeopathy and Drowning
Homeopathic cure for drowning:
Start with water & dilute it with water until there is no water left.
Covid Scare
Covid scare: I was eating out & couldn’t taste my food.
Then I remembered I was in McDs.
Phew!