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Animal Names. Episode 3, Largest.

Julia rides on an elephant’s trunk, later she stands behind an elephant. Text: Animal Names. Episode 3, Largest. Then Hannibal introduced the Romans to the largest living land animal. Did they name it for being the largest? Of course not, too easy. Did they name it for its big flappy ears? No. ...

Then Hannibal introduced the Romans to the largest living land animal.

Did they name it for being the largest?

Of course not, too easy.

Did they name it for its big flappy ears? No. …

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on September 3, 2024September 2, 2024Categories Animal Names, Joke-a-day, SeriesTags Animals, AucklandComedy, Elephants, NZComedy

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