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Break a Leg

Two views of Julia. At the top she is holding her arms up in exasperation, below her she looks embarrassed & says "Oops". Text: I’m a comedian not an actor. Stop telling me to “Break a leg!” When my wife was a custom baker, I used to tell her to “Crack an egg.” Why not tell me to “Crack a joke” instead?

I’m a comedian not an actor.

Stop telling me to “Break a leg!”

When my wife was a custom baker, I used to tell her to “Crack an egg.”

Why not tell me to “Crack a joke” instead?

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on April 30, 2026April 29, 2026Categories Joke-a-dayTags Actor, AucklandComedy, Comedian, Comedy, CustomBaker, NZComedy

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