Comedy’s all fun and games until someone splits their sides.
Category: Joke-a-day
Experimental Joke-a-day
Scalpers
Totally pissed off at the scalpers.
My show’s been on sale for 4 days and they still haven’t bought all the tickets.
Penis Jokes?
I’d tell penis jokes, but there’s a shortage.
Blue Whales
Question on a quiz show: The main food of Blue Whales is?
- Krill,
- Anchovies,
- Sardines?
Obviously Krill, how’s a whale going to open a can?
Winter Solstice
The Winter solstice is at 8:24PM 21/6/26.
After this the days will get longer.
Too Close?
Time to get tough on people who stand too close to themselves.
Cats
Are my wife’s pets my step cats or my cats-in-law?
Epilator
The epilator took 15 years to develop.
One to make it work & fourteen to make it hurt more.
Social Media
You can’t call a person truly alone who has social media and 5G coverage.
Moon Landing
Cinematography in 1902 was nowhere near advanced enough to fake a moon landing so we have to accept Georges Méliès’ <> as a record of the first successful French moon shot.
It’s a shame that they lost their moon base to the NAZIs in 1940 & never got it back.